If you are seeking tutorials on gardening, weaving your own towels, recipes for pot roast, or advice on keeping your toddler from eating glue, there is NOTHING for you here. I can barely hold a job much less teach you to knit. But if you’re down for a rollercoaster ride of tales from a wayward former debutante whose decision making skills are suspect, stay tuned. I have mastered the art of screwing up and standing out.